Kanjoos sms

Khud Ko Kr Knjoos Itnaa,

Ke Hr SMS Bhejney Sey Pahley,

Service Center Wale Call Kr K Puchein,

Are U Sure….. ??

You Really Want 2 Send Diss SMS  ??

   :":":":":":":":":":":

Impress Beautiful girls

A Middle Aged Man Asking The Trainer In Gym:

 "I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls,

Which Machine Should I Use?"

 Trainer: "ATM" Sir. ;-)...

Dairy milk ad

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame baad me kr liyo

Kaan khol k

@
<('',(> Kaan
(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo




Agra 5Min Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya



To?


To?



6Min K Baad Kar Dena,



Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nahi Hai.

Pitaji ki yaad

GOLU-Sir..ap jab padhate ho to mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata hai
Teachar-Acha,wo kyu..??
GOLU-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha

Lungi sambhal ke

Why is industrial growth so slow in TAMIL NADU??
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Bcoz 86% of the work time is spent on..

lifting,
folding and
holding
the LUNGI

TOMMY

 .-""-.
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 ,/ ?_?_) ?_)

Jaa TOMMY Jaa.!!


Jo log mujhe call /sms

nhi karte un k

mobile par susu

karke aa.


Display kharab ho jana chahiye..

Master password

The most commom password people
use around the world
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Hahahahahah

HAHAHA

Boy- I Lv u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I Won't Live widout u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Die 4 U


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Gift U a Gold Ring


Grl- Pakka?

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Boy:Hahaha

Make-up karke aatmhatya

Pati- Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho?



Patni- Aatmhatya karne.



Pati- To itna Make-Up kyun kiya hai?
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Patni- Kal Subah paper me Photo nahi aayega kya?

Customer care

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to,

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customer care me call kar ke

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apna no.





band karwa lo

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Qki hum to sudharne wale nahi hai..

In bathroom

Husband was singing in toilet: "Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le"... . . . .

Wife Shouted: "kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!"

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL

Boy: I'm Searching For The

Most Beautiful Girl..!!

Girl: Look I Came For You..!!

Boy: That's Nice! Now Help

Me To Find Her..!