Kanjoos sms

Khud Ko Kr Knjoos Itnaa,

Ke Hr SMS Bhejney Sey Pahley,

Service Center Wale Call Kr K Puchein,

Are U Sure….. ??

You Really Want 2 Send Diss SMS  ??

   :":":":":":":":":":":

Typing error

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Kanjus dost

Hey PRABHU kya teri maya hai ?
 
Fursat se mera nasib banaya hai,
Na phone koi na kisi ka msg aaya hai kya chun chun ke sirf KANJUSO ko mera Dost banaya hai

Trr trrr trrr

Mosam barsat ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Or Rang gulab ka
In sbse Hasin,in sb Se Lajawab Dekho..SMS Padhnewala
Mendak Talab ka
bolo
Trrr Trrr Trrr...

Kaan khol k

@
<('',(> Kaan
(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo




Agra 5Min Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya



To?


To?



6Min K Baad Kar Dena,



Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nahi Hai.

Pitaji ki yaad

GOLU-Sir..ap jab padhate ho to mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata hai
Teachar-Acha,wo kyu..??
GOLU-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha

Lungi sambhal ke

Why is industrial growth so slow in TAMIL NADU??
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Bcoz 86% of the work time is spent on..

lifting,
folding and
holding
the LUNGI

TOMMY

 .-""-.
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 ,/ ?_?_) ?_)

Jaa TOMMY Jaa.!!


Jo log mujhe call /sms

nhi karte un k

mobile par susu

karke aa.


Display kharab ho jana chahiye..

Master password

The most commom password people
use around the world
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Hahahahahah

HAHAHA

Boy- I Lv u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I Won't Live widout u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Die 4 U


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Gift U a Gold Ring


Grl- Pakka?

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Boy:Hahaha

Customer care

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to,

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customer care me call kar ke

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apna no.





band karwa lo

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Qki hum to sudharne wale nahi hai..

Laalu and vodafone

Laalu ke piche ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya...!

Laalu bola: Sasura hum to BSNL ka card dalavaya hu,

Yeh Vodafone ka netwrk kaise pakad liya..

In bathroom

Husband was singing in toilet: "Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le"... . . . .

Wife Shouted: "kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!"

3 Chimps

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...

1 was caught watching tv...

another playing football

and the third one was caught reading this txt message

How you are

Those beautiful eyes,


that incredible body,

such a brain, nice smile ....



but that is enough about me,


tell me how you are?

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