Showing posts with label Husband Wife sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Wife sms. Show all posts

Monday, September 17, 2012

Typing error


One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Google kaur

Snta:Bhabi ka kya naam h?
Bnta:Google Kaur!

Snta:wat??

Bnta:Sawal 1 Kro,jawab 10 milte h aur mai jha bi hota hu wo muje dhund hi leti h :)

Monday, March 5, 2012

Make-up karke aatmhatya


Pati- Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho?



Patni- Aatmhatya karne.



Pati- To itna Make-Up kyun kiya hai?
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Patni- Kal Subah paper me Photo nahi aayega kya?

Friday, March 2, 2012

In bathroom


Husband was singing in toilet: "Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le"... . . . .

Wife Shouted: "kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!"

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

NOT YOUR HUSBAND

Wife To Husband :

Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,

Husband Replied :



Darling ,,,

It's A Computer Not Your Husband