Google kaur

Snta:Bhabi ka kya naam h?
Bnta:Google Kaur!

Snta:wat??

Bnta:Sawal 1 Kro,jawab 10 milte h aur mai jha bi hota hu wo muje dhund hi leti h :)

Dairy milk ad

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame baad me kr liyo

Dimaag hai to ans batao

Dimag h to msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab do
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Ha, to sawal ye hy ki BHAJIYA ko
english me kya bolte ha

Whats your name

BOY-apka naam kya hai?

Girl-pehan k batau ya dikhau?

BOY-kya matlab?

Girl-"PAYAL"
aur apka?

BOY-lekar batau ya dekar?

Girl-matlab

BOY-"PAPPI"

GOVERNMENT

USA:Hmare Dog Football Khelte H.

JAPAN:Hmari Fish Dance Krti H.

CHINA:Hmare Monkey Cycle Chalate H.

INDIA:HAMARE GADHE GOVERNMENT CHALATE H.

AB HASO YA DESH KE LIYE  KUCH KARO


JAAGO INDIA JAAGO

HAHAHA

Boy- I Lv u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I Won't Live widout u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Die 4 U


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Gift U a Gold Ring


Grl- Pakka?

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Boy:Hahaha

Customer care

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to,

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customer care me call kar ke

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apna no.





band karwa lo

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Qki hum to sudharne wale nahi hai..

Susu in train

Husband train me susu krne gaya....
Aur apne pajame me hi kar diya..

Wife-Ye kya?

Hsbnd- waha likha tha Sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikale..!

Chewing gum and a lady

Q:Wats d similarity betwn a lady and a chewing gum?



Ans: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless & shapeless later...!