MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL

Boy: I'm Searching For The

Most Beautiful Girl..!!

Girl: Look I Came For You..!!

Boy: That's Nice! Now Help

Me To Find Her..!

NOW UNDERSTAND

KID : Why Some Of Ur Hair Are
White Dad ?

DAD :  Every Time A Son Make His Dad
Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair Turns White .....

... ... KID : Now Understand Why
Grandpa's Hairs Are All White...

APRIL FOOL

Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai ................
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Meri Maano To 1st April Ko Propose Karo.........
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Maan Gayi To 'I LOVE YOU' Gussa Kiya To 'APRIL FOOL'. . . !! Hehe !:

Naseeb

Udas Nazro Me Khwab MiLenge

Kahi Kante To kahi GuLab MiLenge

Mere DIL Ki Kitab Ko Padh K To Dekho

Kahi Apki Yad To Kahi Khud Aap MiLenge


Bhul Jao Bita Hua Kal

Dil Me Basa Lo Aane Wala Pal

Muskurao Chahe Jo Ho Kal

Phir Khushiya Hi Layega Agla Pal

So Enjoy PaL-PaL & Har PaL


ZinDagi MiLti He HiMMat WaLo Ko

KhuShi MiLti He TakDir WaLo Ko

Pyar MiLta He DiL WaLo Ko

Or Ap JeSa DOST MiLta H NaSib

WaLo Ko....!!

NOT YOUR HUSBAND

Wife To Husband :

Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,

Husband Replied :



Darling ,,,

It's A Computer Not Your Husband

How To Disturb

Boy:Pen Hai?


Girl:nai Hai.


Boy:Pen Hai Pen?


Girl:kaha Na Nahi Hai.


(Thori Dare Bad)


Boy:pen Hai Pen?Pen?


Girl:kitni Bar Kahun Nahi Hai.


Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Say Sar Phar Dungi.


Boy:Hathora Hai?


Girl:nahi..


Boy:Acha Phir Pen Hai Pen??

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;

Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..

Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,

Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….

KAL NA YE

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,

Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?

Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,

Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….

MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

Aye dost dosti aisi nibhao ke sari duniya dekhti reh jaye,

Are duniyawale to kya khud khuda bhi aakar tumse puchhe

Mujhse Dosti Karoge ?

KI KAR SAKANGA

Tere Vaapas Mud Aaun Di Dua Bhi Na Kar Sakanga

Hor Na Hi Tere Aaun Da Gila Kar Sakanga

Ehi Tan Taqdeer Hai Meri

Es Muqaddar De Agge Main Ki Kar Sakanga?...


Tanha Rehna Sikh Reha Haan Main

Mar Ke Jeena Sikh Reha Haan Main

Mangg Ke Lena Sikh Leya Ae

Hun Paa Ke Khona Sikh Reha Haan Main...


Kisi De Ishq Ch Ki Ki Mukaam Aunde Ne

Kade Khushi Kade Gam De Paigaam Aunde Ne

Hanera Chhaya Taan, Mera Saye Ne Bhi Sath Chadd Ditta

Sunya Si Samey Te Apne Hi Kamm Aunde Ne...

BEWAFA HO JANDE NE

Hasde Ne Avein,

Hass Ke Ruwa Jande Ne Lok,

Milde Ne Avein,

Mil Ke Juda Ho Jande Ne Lok,

Pal Do Pal Di Mohabbat Nu

Umra Da Sath Na Samjhna,

Te Khafa Vi Ho Jande Ne Lok,

Naseeban Ch Pyar Nahi Si,

Jo Mainu Milya Hi Nahi,

Kar Ke Izhaar E Mohabbat Vi Beparvah Ho Jande Ne Lok,

Hun Kis Ton Shikva Kariye Apni Mohabbat Da,

Kar Ke Wafa Da Vaada, Bewafa Ho Jande Ne Lok...

he gave me you

I asked God 4 a flower,

he gave me a garden.

Asked 4 a tree,

he gave me a forest.

Asked 4 a river,

he gave me an ocean.

Asked 4 a friend,

he gave me you

Falling star

When the night comes,

look at the sky

If you see a falling star,

don't wonder why,

just make a wish. Trust me,

it will come true,

cause I did and


I found a friend like you.

ALWAYS YOUR

Please remind me

to remind you

about reminding me

to send you this reminder

that reminds me of reminding you

that


IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND.

Don't forget. Plz.

If love

If kiss was a raindrop

I'd send you showers.

If hug was a second I'd send you hours.

If smiles were water I'd send you a sea.

If love was a person I'd send you me!!

3 Chimps

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...

1 was caught watching tv...

another playing football

and the third one was caught reading this txt message

NOT FOR SALE

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,

Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,

Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,

Sirf dosti hi..

NOT FOR SALE HAI

How you are

Those beautiful eyes,


that incredible body,

such a brain, nice smile ....



but that is enough about me,


tell me how you are?

Not found

We will now upgrade your brain.......

Please wait........

Searching.......

Searching.......

Still searching........

Sorry, no brain found !!!

Not for u

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL.
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1st msg-lets break up now, its all over.
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2nd msg.- sorry, sorry that was not 4 u:-]

Jhoot pakarne wali machine

Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?



Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

Jaan ni nikldi

duniya bhar k docters
ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
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msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

Paalan poshan

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

I'll Not Tell Anyone

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

Batery Low

GrL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- agr hm pakde gye to?

G- mene tmara nmbr"Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara phone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

Gadha in bus

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

Bache deti hai

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai,
 Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: “Air Hostess!”

Ghar di chabi

Shunty: rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu : rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty : rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku : rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.

Khandani aashiq

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne.................

Santa on beach

SANTA ek bar beach par gaya to lok us se push ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA bola ki NO I AM SANTA.

to SANTE ne dekha ki ek admi so raha tha to SANTE ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

Aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to SANTE ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mareya?

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?

aur sante ne kaha ki sari beach par lok tujhe dund rehe he aur tu yaha
betha hai?