Kanjus dost

Hey PRABHU kya teri maya hai ?
 
Fursat se mera nasib banaya hai,
Na phone koi na kisi ka msg aaya hai kya chun chun ke sirf KANJUSO ko mera Dost banaya hai

Be happy my friend

Aaj mujhe kuchh Log mile,Maine uneh aap ka pata de diya,woh aap ko roj hi milenge,unke naam hain,
Khushi,
Hassi,
Sukh,
Shanti aur pyar..... !!!

The devil Is in kitchen

A lady buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls
"HI DARLING".
He says "call u later dear.The devil Is in kitchen

Bhabi naraz

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gayi Hai :D

Trr trrr trrr

Mosam barsat ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Or Rang gulab ka
In sbse Hasin,in sb Se Lajawab Dekho..SMS Padhnewala
Mendak Talab ka
bolo
Trrr Trrr Trrr...

Google kaur

Snta:Bhabi ka kya naam h?
Bnta:Google Kaur!

Snta:wat??

Bnta:Sawal 1 Kro,jawab 10 milte h aur mai jha bi hota hu wo muje dhund hi leti h :)

Dairy milk ad

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame baad me kr liyo

Kaan khol k

@
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(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo




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Pitaji ki yaad

GOLU-Sir..ap jab padhate ho to mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata hai
Teachar-Acha,wo kyu..??
GOLU-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha