Punjabi Love Shayari, Jo assar hai

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander,
Oh na teer te na talwaar andar,
Ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena,
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander,
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde,
Vekhan waale bada pasand karde,
Sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke,

• Eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de,

Sanu vi sohna bana Rabba,
Nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de.

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Dosti

Rab se sacha koi ho nehi sakta, Apse achha koi ho nehi sakta, Apki dosti hamare nasib me hai to humare Nasib se achha kisi aur ka nasib ho nehi sakta,

W3C

Priyanka Chopra hot

Priyanka chopra hot pose, priyanka chopra looking too sexy in this photo

Sorry sms

Anyt!me U R angry, !t Breaks My Heart,

But My Heart Never $tops Luv!ng U,

$orry That ! Have Hurt U

Kanjoos sms

Khud Ko Kr Knjoos Itnaa,

Ke Hr SMS Bhejney Sey Pahley,

Service Center Wale Call Kr K Puchein,

Are U Sure….. ??

You Really Want 2 Send Diss SMS  ??

   :":":":":":":":":":":

Typing error

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

I miss you

Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can...
Now Breath...

I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

Impress Beautiful girls

A Middle Aged Man Asking The Trainer In Gym:

 "I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls,

Which Machine Should I Use?"

 Trainer: "ATM" Sir. ;-)...

Shairy sms Dafan Ho Jaane Dey Mujhey

Terey Husn Ki aag Main Jal Jaane De Mujhey,
 Tere Honthon Ke Shabnam Ko Pi Jaane de Mujhey,
Mil Jaaye Meri Ruh Ko Maut Ka Sakun,
 Tere Jism Ki Kbr Main Dafan Ho Jaane Dey Mujhey,,,,,,,,,,

Kanjus dost

Hey PRABHU kya teri maya hai ?
 
Fursat se mera nasib banaya hai,
Na phone koi na kisi ka msg aaya hai kya chun chun ke sirf KANJUSO ko mera Dost banaya hai

Be happy my friend

Aaj mujhe kuchh Log mile,Maine uneh aap ka pata de diya,woh aap ko roj hi milenge,unke naam hain,
Khushi,
Hassi,
Sukh,
Shanti aur pyar..... !!!

The devil Is in kitchen

A lady buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls
"HI DARLING".
He says "call u later dear.The devil Is in kitchen

Bhabi naraz

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gayi Hai :D

Trr trrr trrr

Mosam barsat ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Or Rang gulab ka
In sbse Hasin,in sb Se Lajawab Dekho..SMS Padhnewala
Mendak Talab ka
bolo
Trrr Trrr Trrr...

Google kaur

Snta:Bhabi ka kya naam h?
Bnta:Google Kaur!

Snta:wat??

Bnta:Sawal 1 Kro,jawab 10 milte h aur mai jha bi hota hu wo muje dhund hi leti h :)

Dairy milk ad

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame baad me kr liyo

Kaan khol k

@
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(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo




Agra 5Min Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya



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6Min K Baad Kar Dena,



Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nahi Hai.

Dimaag hai to ans batao

Dimag h to msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab do
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Ha, to sawal ye hy ki BHAJIYA ko
english me kya bolte ha

Pitaji ki yaad

GOLU-Sir..ap jab padhate ho to mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata hai
Teachar-Acha,wo kyu..??
GOLU-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha