Google kaur

Snta:Bhabi ka kya naam h?
Bnta:Google Kaur!

Snta:wat??

Bnta:Sawal 1 Kro,jawab 10 milte h aur mai jha bi hota hu wo muje dhund hi leti h :)

Dairy milk ad

Boy- cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mai apko janti hu
Boy- jaldi de de behen Samosa khake
aya hu
mirchi lagi hy
drame baad me kr liyo

Kaan khol k

@
<('',(> Kaan
(( Khol Kr
JL Sunlo




Agra 5Min Me Koi Sms Nhi Aaya



To?


To?



6Min K Baad Kar Dena,



Koi Jaldi Wali Baat Nahi Hai.

Dimaag hai to ans batao

Dimag h to msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab do
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Ha, to sawal ye hy ki BHAJIYA ko
english me kya bolte ha

Pitaji ki yaad

GOLU-Sir..ap jab padhate ho to mujhe mere pitaji ki yaad aa jata hai
Teachar-Acha,wo kyu..??
GOLU-Unko bhi apki tarah padhana nai aata tha

Whats your name

BOY-apka naam kya hai?

Girl-pehan k batau ya dikhau?

BOY-kya matlab?

Girl-"PAYAL"
aur apka?

BOY-lekar batau ya dekar?

Girl-matlab

BOY-"PAPPI"

Lungi sambhal ke

Why is industrial growth so slow in TAMIL NADU??
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Bcoz 86% of the work time is spent on..

lifting,
folding and
holding
the LUNGI

My sms

7 Wonderful Couples of World


1:Heart & Beat


2:Rose & Love



3:Night & Moon



4:Music & Song



5:Fish & Water



6:Rain & Peacok


7 : MY SMS & UR Smile

TOMMY

 .-""-.
  ( ';' )___
 ,/ ?_?_) ?_)

Jaa TOMMY Jaa.!!


Jo log mujhe call /sms

nhi karte un k

mobile par susu

karke aa.


Display kharab ho jana chahiye..

GOVERNMENT

USA:Hmare Dog Football Khelte H.

JAPAN:Hmari Fish Dance Krti H.

CHINA:Hmare Monkey Cycle Chalate H.

INDIA:HAMARE GADHE GOVERNMENT CHALATE H.

AB HASO YA DESH KE LIYE  KUCH KARO


JAAGO INDIA JAAGO

Master password

The most commom password people
use around the world
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Hahahahahah

Mendak family

Sir:p: pani me rhne wale 5 janwar k nam batao?

Santa:mendak

Sir:4 or batao

Santa:mendak ki mummy, uske k papa,

uski ki behan &

uski ki item.

Ram Gandhiji & Jesus

Banta: What is Common between: Krishna,

Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?


santa: Replied: All are

born on Govrment Holidays.

KHUSHI

Nice lines-

Insan kehta hai Khushi aaye to mai Muskurau.

aur...


Khushi kehti hai tu Muskuraye to mai aau...


Choice is your's

FACEBOOK and FRIDGE

What is the similarity between

FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??


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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,

phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai

Ek ghanta pehle

Doctor:-Agar

 Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To

Hum Isko Bacha Lete




BOY's-Abe

Saale
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15-Minute Pehle To Accident Huva.

Best flirting tip

Boy-  Hi..is ur name Google.??
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Girl-  No..
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Boy-  But you have all the things i'm searching for...!

HAHAHA

Boy- I Lv u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I Won't Live widout u


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Die 4 U


Grl- Haha


Boy- I'l Gift U a Gold Ring


Grl- Pakka?

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Boy:Hahaha

Make-up karke aatmhatya

Pati- Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho?



Patni- Aatmhatya karne.



Pati- To itna Make-Up kyun kiya hai?
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Patni- Kal Subah paper me Photo nahi aayega kya?

Customer care

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hai to,

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customer care me call kar ke

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apna no.





band karwa lo

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Qki hum to sudharne wale nahi hai..

Laalu and vodafone

Laalu ke piche ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya...!

Laalu bola: Sasura hum to BSNL ka card dalavaya hu,

Yeh Vodafone ka netwrk kaise pakad liya..

Pyar Use Hum Karte Chale Gaye

Pyar Use Hum Karte Chale Gaye

Wo Zakhm Dete Rahe Hum Bharte Chale Gaye

Use Zid Thi Muje Maar Hi Dale

Meri Zid Thi Hum Us Pe Marte Chale Gaye

Akalmand boyfriend

GIRL- Mcdonld Chle?

BOY- Phle iski spelling btao phir chalenge

GIRL- Acha fir KFC Chle?

BOY- Iski full form bata do

GIRL- Rhne Do,Panipuri Khane Hi le chlo

BOY- OOOKKK

First love

Teachr-

insaan apna pehla pyar kyu nahi bhul skta..



Naugty bacha-

kyu ki jinna fuddu koi pehle pyar ch ban janda ona baki saari umar ch nai bn skda..

BHAI in mobile

Zyada SHAANPATTI nahi karne ka kya.

Mobile me bhi BHAI logon ka Raaj chalta hai!

Samajha?



B..( BSNL
H..( Hutch
A..( AirTel
I..( Idea

Smile of a girl

Ldkiyo ki 1smile ldko ko confuse kr deti hai...sale pura din tak smajh hi nhi pate hai ki "HAS K DEKH RAHI THI" ya "DEKH KR HAS RAHI THI".

Susu in train

Husband train me susu krne gaya....
Aur apne pajame me hi kar diya..

Wife-Ye kya?

Hsbnd- waha likha tha Sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikale..!

Flirt

Boy-Wana go out?

Gal-I hav a Boyfrnd

Boy-I hav a Fish

Gal-Wat?

Boy-oh! I thought v r thinkng abt d things dat dont matter

Chewing gum and a lady

Q:Wats d similarity betwn a lady and a chewing gum?



Ans: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless & shapeless later...!

In bathroom

Husband was singing in toilet: "Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le"... . . . .

Wife Shouted: "kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!"

Santa as director

Santa As Director:

U Shud Jump 2 The Swimming Pool From 100ft Height.

Hero: I Dont know Swimming!

Santa: Dont Worry, Pool Is Empty

Question

Santa answer the
toughest question ever

Q:) What comes first,
Chicken or Egg?



A:)Paji! Jis Cheej
ka order phle dunga,
wo hi pehle ayega.

sukh or dukh

santa:Dukh to jivan ka sathi h aur sukh to ata-jata h

Banta:Sahi baat h, meri BIWI hmesha sath hi rhti h,
aur meri Sali aati-jati rhti hai!